What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does Meghan Markle seem to struggle with acceptance in Hollywood despite her royal title and celebrity connections?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Then came..

Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

No way

Sleep’s Secret Sequence May Sculpt Our Memories Like a Garden - Neuroscience News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Pokémon Legends Z-A Is Now Up for Preorder on Switch and Switch 2 - IGN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Ketel Marte reveals what White Sox fan said to him that brought him to tears - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Being vegan made me bloated, exhausted, and foggy—until I finally figured out what I was doing wrong - VegOut

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you think of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman stepping down from the committee responsible for reviewing the safety of models such as o1?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Nintendo Releases First Look At Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Running At 60 FPS On Switch 2 - Game Informer