What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:13

Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Then came..
Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Sleep’s Secret Sequence May Sculpt Our Memories Like a Garden - Neuroscience News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Pokémon Legends Z-A Is Now Up for Preorder on Switch and Switch 2 - IGN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Ketel Marte reveals what White Sox fan said to him that brought him to tears - Chicago Sun-Times
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons